She's Gonna Blow!

It's hard to believe, but all the stuff we've ever put online, the thousands of news audios, all those pictures and pages, the videos, the thousands of playlists, newsletters, forums, call-ins--all of that lives on a server, somewhere in the Midwest I think, on one hard drive the size of a slice of toast. I can only think that it's really, really dense, like the degenerate matter thought to exist in black holes. Anyway, the bad news is--that little hard drive IS toast, and we are in the process of migrating (picture millions of lemmings inside your radio) to a new server. We hope to accomplish this without mass destruction, but in the event of catastrophic failure, please remember that it is not safe to view with the naked eye; wear welder's goggles.